Oh chica!!

It's the new Alexis Jordan single, "Smash Into You". Oh wait, no it's the new Leona Lewis song, "Collide". It's... ok let's do some bullet points because we're lazy and terrible at writing (/possibly still hungover):

• If this came on in a club environment we would dance to it.
• This sounds so much like an Alexis Jordan song that we feel the need to mention it again because we're just making up for the fact that everyone involved clearly glossed over it in the hopes that the public are too stupid to notice such things, or maybe they just didn't care. After all, "California Gurls" was so blatantly indebted to Ke$ha's "TiK ToK" that we're surprised Dr. Luke didn't sue himself, and the former was still a massive, massive hit, so maybe people just don't give a shit about this sort of thing and aren't that bothered about people coming up with original sounds or ideas any more.
• It sort of sounds like something you'd hear playing The Sims.
• There's not enough variation, chord-wise. It feels a bit... aimless and one-note.
• That's not really much of a chorus, is it?
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