Texting it in...

For a minute, we thought we might actually be on board with the whole 'Dev' thing. I mean, she seems sweet enough, she's not irritating, which is always a plus and her tunes are guilt-free croaky pop/dance goodness, marketed as slightly edgy in a way that would probably make Daria grimace (but never matter).

Until this. We mean, what is it? This isn't just phoning it in, this is Whatsapping it in from another planet, whilst detachedly doing the dishes and having a conversation about how your day was 'fine' at the same time. We don't want all our popstars to be so forcefully pretentious that they will spout any old shit in an attempt to seem arty, but a little energy, please! Look like you actually want to be there, and it's not a hardship to have to sing along to your hit song in a room full of expensive candles!