Some Advice from Bee

We couldn't really concentrate on this - not for long anyway - because as soon as Beyoncé encouraged us to follow her lead by "swirling on you, babe, swirling-swirling on you, babe" in order to get our man aroused, we realised several things:

1. This song is a lot better than we remembered.
2. But did it really need a video?
3. The concept of not just SWIRLING on your babe, but SWIRLING-SWIRLING on your babe, is totally hilarious. Does this involve circular diving? Rotating like a spinning top? Slow, sensuous grinding? Cylindrical body sculpture? Pouring oneself languidly in a round motion?
4. Obviously Beyoncé is still good to very not terrible at dancing.
5. How does this all fit into Bee's feminist mantra? Is she attempting to point out that women can be world-running forces of nature but also take time our of their busy independent lady schedule to also cater to their men with a slow, sexy dance that they've clearly rehearsed at length and hired backing dancers for?
6. Have we thought about this too much?
7. Is this sort of "do a lapdance for your man even if it makes you uncomfortable because otherwise he WILL go to a stripclub and leave you at home crying in the kitchen" attitude and advice at ALL helpful?
8. Or are we misinterpreting?
9. Does it even matter?
10. Question: tell me what you think about me.
11. (That's not a question).
12. Oh well.