RESULT!

Ages ago we wrote a long rant about how popstars like J-Lo (Beyoncé and Fergie) like to employ weirdos to act strange and edgy in their videos to give the whole thing an air of bizarrity without actually having to look unpretty themselves. The main crux of our argument was that Jennifer of the Blockz had released a video in which she herself looked conventionally pretty and glamorous but someone else was dipped head to toe in glitter. The point of this was to make it look like Jenny Lopeth was at a wild crazy freaky party without having to make her look freaky herself.

Well, Jennifer Lopez clearly reads our blog because in her new video she HERSELF is dipped head to toe in glitter. Challenge accepted, she clearly thought as she perused Shiny & New. You think I'm too dull to dip myself in glitter and I have to delegate to extras? I'LL FUCKING SHOW YOU FREAKY.

Well played babe.