YAAAAAY

Nelly Furtado is BACK-CRACK-A-LACK-PADDY-WHACK with a new song about big earrings that Gretchen Wieners can no longer wear because Regina George told her that they were her thing.

It sounds pretty good although, babes, is there gonna be a melody too? That would be nice. We like what we hear. Darkchild produced it, 'appaz'.

On her Youtube, Nelly, or her people, or her assistant or whoever controls this sort of thing has written the following block of prose:

Half-child,half-woman. Those big jeans and hoops unstoppable but even more unstoppable the swagger. Becoming the myth. Mythical poster creature. Hair gel hardened under a mound of fresh bun. Gold hoops borrowed from older sister. White Sox jersey borrowed from a friend who's a boy with a crush on you. Oh but the swagger. The Bigger The Better. Waiting to be invited into the cipher. Look at me. On this street. I took the bus down and I've got my Big Hoops on.

Well that's certainly something to think about, isn't it?