Here we go again

Every year at about the same time, Rihanna decides she's going to put off her sure-to-be monolithic Greatest Hits album another 12 months and starts a new album campaign. Maybe she won't stop until one of her opuses hits number 1 in the US, something One Direction have managed, but she hasn't? Maybe she's just trying to become so ubiquitous that she can hit 30 and never have to work again?
Whatever it is she just keeps on churning out the hits and on Wednesday it's going online. It's written by Sia, so it's probably going to be incredible and emotional. It's produced by that Benny something or other who does Ke$ha's stuff and Stargate who do every single other Rihanna hit. It'll probably be unstoppable.

We can't wait.