THIS SADDENS US ON SO MANY LEVELS

We love how Paris is trying to edge her way in front.

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Mischa Barton wearing a yellow dress. Is there any point in this woman? Go Fug Yourself

Gay penguins in China get married! So cute! Dlisted

It's the gay alphabet! Me Me Me

Paris Hilton looks like complete shit. Holy Moly

Somewhere in America they could ban condom and lube! NOOOO! Jezebel