Right, ok then.

Apparently you're not allowed to say 'dirty' any more, specifically in the context of a nasty sext, because it will send the wrong message to the kiddddzzzz, but you are allowed to sing standing on a toilet in a very short skirt and some suggestively high heels and then writhe a bit to a pounding, pant-sagging bassline.

OK, then.

What with this and the words 'panties' and 'bra' censored from Rihanna's controverzzzzial new single, "Rockstar 101", it's been a good year for censorship, but a bad year for any word that might evoke nudity at any time at all in the future, ever.