CHRIST

Well now that all that ridiculous nonsense about flavour of the decade Lily Allen dissing the old tart who practically invented "gobby, opinionated, subtalented popstar" (the template on which Allen is basing her career) is OVER we can get back to the real news.

Don't worry... it's still about Madonna.

This time... about her falling over. You've probably already seen this because you probably read other blogs and in fact we don't think we actually have any readers, so this is fairly pointless BUT NEVERMIND.



AMAZING.

We love how she attempts (somewhat unsuccessfully) to offset the embarrassment of falling over by snogging a woman. GOTTA LOVE IT. She doesn't "walk it off"... she "lesbian snogs it off". If only everybody was like that!

Fell up the stairs? SAME SEX SNOG!

Slipped on a banana skin? SAME SEX SNOG!

Broke your neck in tragic bungee jumping incident? SAME SEX SHAG.

Anyway