Uh oh.

Fresh from a quite frankly POINTLESS Lily Allen vs. Madonna debate (yes, like there's even a comparison) we have now received news that the latest so-called CELEBRITY FEUD involves Katie "Jordan" Price and Dita Von Teese. According to a very reliable source the shit-coloured mass of insecurities that is Jordan had this to say about icon and living doll Dita Von Teese:

"I'd love to do Playboy. Although I just saw Dita Von Teese's cover and it's crap. The woman is rank. It's not my cup of tea that she's so pale. I think the pictures look a bit Readers' Wives. It didn't look like Playboy to me."

Oh really Jordan?

I don't think we even need to comment on that. It's fairly self-explanatory. Legendarily beautiful woman insulted by a walking embodiment of self-hatred and body confidence issues. Do we even need to spell this out?

(Oh and if any of the writers on this blog DARE to write an argument about why Jordan is "right" and not "jealous" and Dita is "a little bit rank" they will be immediately fired and sent to the burning pits of hell to think about what they have done.)