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Paris Hilton has a haircut! Does anyone care? Oh. Perez Hilton

Apparently Madonna is in counselling. Er... right. Like Madonna would ever seek help from anyone else. Holy Moly

Crazy American Christians think that Krispy Kremes have something to do with abortions. Gross. Jezebel

Leona Lewis is coming out with a perfume. A PERFUME. Eau de Boringest Person Alive, then. Me Me Me

Calvin "Good Producer Shit Popstar" Harris doesn't like Girls Aloud! Christ!!! Popjustice

The Katie Holmes for Miu Miu campaign gets WORSE. EVIL STEPFORD WIFE IN BUNSEN BURNER DISASTER!! Dlisted