Our loins ache for this girl

Lady GaGa is unmistakeably a future popular culture force to be reckoned with. This is a well known fact.

Lady GaGa doesn't have the capacity to feel the London cold. This wasn't a well known fact until today.

We can't believe our eyes. On second thoughts, we can.
Everyone at Shiny & New are regularly changing bedsheets due to excess creaming at the thought of seeing Our Holiness GaGa this Saturday at L-E-Z. Will u b dere?