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Jessica Simpson has clearly been comfort eating. YAY! Dlisted

Angelina Jolie Jr., Megan Fox COULD be playing Lara Croft. We're more interested in those two doing that lesbian kiss! In Case You Didn't Know

La Roux has been photoshopped really really badly. Popjustice

Kate Winslet eats, doesn't exercise and is still the hottest bitch in Hollywood. Perez Hilton

That massive cunt, Ulrika Jonsson won Celebrity Big Brother and we didn't even notice! Me Me Me

The Fug Girls take on Nicolette Sheridan with Lozlz abound. Go Fug Yourself