News Toilet

This is going to be a new feature. Yes... we know a million other blogs around the world do this but we don't care. We've been waiting to combine the words "news" and "toilet" for a long time.

Miu Miu break their record of having consecutively amazing people in their adverts by casting RoboHolmes! Dlisted

Oprah does the world a favour and salutes Goddess Winslet's boobies! Jezebel

Tranny Banks looks like a tranny waxwork! No one is surprised!!! Me Me Me

This is actually a really cute video! We said cute! Christ! Popjustice

One of Santigold's "fans" dreams up an amazing new genre!!! The Lipster

Amazing lady Kelis is pregnant! Boo! We wanted another album! Perez Hilton

Forgettable slut Holly Valance has given up the pop career in favour of acting!! This means doing Playboy apparently! Holy Moly