We're terrible at this, we know. Sorry.

Anyway two new Beyoncé Knowles videos surfaced on the night around New Year's Eve but we've only just got round to posting about them. Sorry!!! The first is for "Diva" which is totally ghetto fabulous and one of the most Sasha 'fierce' things ever filmed. Yes we know we just typed 'fierce'. FORGIVE US. In this case we're not overstating... it's actually TRUE. The Director's Cut has just leaked and it's basically the same except less good (so not the same). It's only worth youtubing for the lovely hats she wears in it that weren't in the original.

The song itself is a Lil Wayne ripoff, and doesn't count for much by itself, but accompanied by the video, it's fabolos.

The other Bouncy Knowles video is for "Halo" which is a rather good song (it gets old very quickly, though). The video SHOULD have included Miss Bey dressed up as Jesus with Jay-Z playing Mary Magdalene, Kelly Rowland playing the Virgin Mary, Michelle Williams playing 12th Disciple and Solange playing a blind beggar child... THIS WAS A MISSED OPPORTUNITY.

The ACTUAL video is one of the most boring things we have ever ever seen, except for the bit where BeyBey drowns. And even that's lacklustre. Anyway here it is.