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Christian Bale is basically a big angry doucheburger. Yes that's him up there. It was about time we pictured a member of the weaker sex with a toilet on their head. Dlisted

The whole Eurovision fiasco is... well... a fiasco. Popjustice

Who the fuck does Debbie McGee think she is? Me Me Me

Jezebel discuss whether they think lesbianism is a political statement. Erm... Jezebel

That fit bitch related to Julia Roberts from the MASTERPIECE that is Wild Child disses on Lindsay Lohan. Perez Hilton