OH MY CHRIST

This, my peoples, is the 'music video' for Perez Hilton's beyond-abysmal song The Clap from that gay movie. Yes, it's about gonorrhoea.

To be honest. The music video is worse than we ever could have imagined. Just to give you an idea of how bad it is, we couldn't even make it all the way through and WE DO THIS PROFESSIONALLY (well we don't really... but shh!).

Once you get past the unNECessarily long introduction (is that Mika?!) it gets really really fucking awful. Perez should be banned from dancing, engaging in movement that might be construed as dancing or even thinking the word 'dance' in his pink, glittery, rotten carcass of a head.

No, no we know. It's not really fair to make fun of people who can't dance, especially if they're just doing it for LOLs, but there's something about Perez Hilton. The way that smug smile suggests he really thinks he's actually very good and creating something worthy of documentation by the media. Well Perez. You succeeded. This media is documenting. DOCUMENTING THE SHITFEST THAT IS.