We are fully aware

that the Oscars (red carpetzzz) are going on AS WE SPEAK.

We would love to be liveblogging, but we don't have Sky in our student accommodation. We apologise.

There will, of course, be scathing criticism of all red carpet frocks, the SECOND we are able to commit ourselves to making such a post.

See you then, and er... FINGERS CROSSED FOR MS. WINSLET.

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