STOP THE PRESS!!!! CANCEL THE BRIT AWARDS AND THE MERCURY MUSIC PRIZE!!!!! HALT THE GRAMMIES!!!!! WE HAVE THE SAVIOUR OF MUSIC AS WE KNOW IT!!!!!

Remember Kemal from BB6?

Well this is Zuleyka, a completely unrelated transsexual attempting a pop career.

We advise you that this video is NSFL (Not Safe For Life, natch) and that you peruse it at your own risk/peril/danger.

We're all for unconventional singers (we worship the Björks of the world and realise that Tori Amos has been mispronouncing vowels for decades now) but JESUS CHRIST.

The beautiful and vulnerable flower that is Zuleyka manages to make the simple word "me" sound like "muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu".

Truly a skill indeed.