Faryl Smith auditioned for series 2 of Britain's Got Talent and came 2nd or 3rd or something.
In true Britain's Got Talent pantomime fashion, the second she started warbling the entire audience whooped and cheered and stood up and ran down to Greggs the bakers and bought 11 sausage rolls and inserted each one up their own anuses and suffered strokes and collapsed into a copy of the Daily Mail.
We wouldn't have such a problem with Faryl Smith if she could actually sing. Her voice is weak, her vibrato hardly there (understandable for a teenager, but still not excusable) and the odd note is bolstered (if you listen very carefully) by clever studio trickery to make it sound stronger, longer and more resonant than it actually is.
Also: she is anorexic and has a speech impedement. Young teenagers and children should be in schools, learning to skive GCSE maths classes and experimenting with ill advised fashions... i.e. being a young adult. They should only be thrust into the public limelight if they're as talented as Judy Garland... and even then it can be very damaging and lead to them having extremely dysfunctional adult lives.
Sad.
In true Britain's Got Talent pantomime fashion, the second she started warbling the entire audience whooped and cheered and stood up and ran down to Greggs the bakers and bought 11 sausage rolls and inserted each one up their own anuses and suffered strokes and collapsed into a copy of the Daily Mail.
We wouldn't have such a problem with Faryl Smith if she could actually sing. Her voice is weak, her vibrato hardly there (understandable for a teenager, but still not excusable) and the odd note is bolstered (if you listen very carefully) by clever studio trickery to make it sound stronger, longer and more resonant than it actually is.
Also: she is anorexic and has a speech impedement. Young teenagers and children should be in schools, learning to skive GCSE maths classes and experimenting with ill advised fashions... i.e. being a young adult. They should only be thrust into the public limelight if they're as talented as Judy Garland... and even then it can be very damaging and lead to them having extremely dysfunctional adult lives.
Sad.
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