Could Akon get any creepier?

Whilst we admire (!) Akon's story telling skills (he artfully employs narrative in this pearlescent masterpiss above) we are almost a little repulsed by his new single, "Nosy Neighbour". It's about being a nasty perv spying on "the best creation of woman that I ever saw in a long, long time". If that's not stunning, Romantic poetry to your ears then we don't know what is. Move over, Keats, the sedge hath withered from the lake because Akon sings.

We could do a lyrical analysis and break this all down for you, but quite honestly the lyrics 'literally' (not literally, actually) speak for themselves. They are gross, they are a bit sort-of 'horny, lads-mag version of Rear Window' and they are the most geniarse thing since Peter Andre put 'pen' to 'paper'. Here the lyrics appear revised but unexpurgated:

my binoculars on, alone,
staring out of my window,
i see the best creation of
woman that i ever saw in
a long, long time

some say it is wrong
but what if she knows
that i am spying on her
would she strip down
naked and entertain me

oh my god she's doing it

taking it off

she's getting naked

she threw her shirt
(off on the floor)
then threw her bra
(off on the floor)
then threw her skirt
(off on the floor)
then threw her drawers
(off on the floor)

i can't believe she's getting naked
i'm waiting her, off on the floor
no topping her off on the floor
no stopping her off on the floor

she knows im watching her, off on the floor...

*shudders, feels vom rising in throat, develops eye twitch, ends it all*