Finally.

We're exhausted. Here's our chat transcript while watching Lady GaGa's "Telephone" video. LOLs and OMGs galore. Can you blame us?

Rickytickytavy says:
let's start
A-Dolla says:
PRISON MUST MEAN LESBIANS
Rickytickytavy says:
LOL, LESBO GAGA AND LESBONCÉ
A-Dolla says:
very jackie brown typography... omg omg is that daryl hannah?
Rickytickytavy says:
this is so tarantino
A-Dolla says:
THIS IS BAD GIRLS
Rickytickytavy says:
Shawshank Lesdemption?
A-Dolla says:
how can she style her hair so well in prison? NAKED NAKED NAKED
Rickytickytavy says:
Jailhouse Rock? Cell Block Tango?
A-Dolla says:
i'm pissing with excitement... LMAO "I TOLD YOU SHE DIDN'T HAVE A DICK": SELF-REFERENCING WE LOVE
Rickytickytavy says:
OMG OMG OMG.... this is SO DYKEY
A-Dolla says:
gratuitous headphones shot
Rickytickytavy says:
this is the lesbianest thing i have ever seen
A-Dolla says:
i love how dr dre finances all of her videos... omg is that kd lang?
Rickytickytavy says:
does he? LOL IT IS KD LANG!
A-Dolla says:
SHE THINKS SHE'S ACTUALLY MADONNA
Rickytickytavy says:
i bet they just put on the casting sheet: CALLING ALL LESBIANS
A-Dolla says:
erykah badu as onlooker... no sorry that's mel b
Rickytickytavy says:
Lady GaGa wants an oscar. she won't get one... PRECIOUS!?
A-Dolla says:
LMAO! I CAN'T TAKING THE SINGING SERIOUSLY NOW AFTER ALL THAT DYKEINESS
Rickytickytavy says:
i know... this is ridick. her acting is atrocious
A-Dolla says:
gwenny gwen gwen
Rickytickytavy says:
Madonna WinhouseGwenGwen?
A-Dolla says:
new name right there
Rickytickytavy says:
quite like this bit... dykey haircut alert! she needs to dance in time though, her dancers are outshining her
A-Dolla says:
story of her tour... VIRGIN MOBILE FUCK OFF
Rickytickytavy says:
madonna would never let that happen because she can actually dance
A-Dolla says:
HERE COMES BOUNCY
Rickytickytavy says:
omg i'm so fucking excited
A-Dolla says:
this is what we've been waiting for: "YOU'VE BEEN A VERY BAD GIRL I AM CUMMING... cum cum cum cum cum
Rickytickytavy says:
OH MY GOD I JUST DID A WEE IN MY PANTS
A-Dolla says:
forgot beyoncé can act
Rickytickytavy says:
Beyoncé's acting is worse than gaga's. madonna should win an oscar for being better than these two
A-Dolla says:
i like it... its deena the dyke
Rickytickytavy says:
LOL Beyoncé has an inner dyke
A-Dolla says:
all the acting between the singing is losing the momentum so much though... beyoncé's bit was nowhere near as powerful
Rickytickytavy says:
maybe they'll do an edited down version... GRAND CENTRAL STATION BIT WHERE SHE LIFTS UP HER PANTS ON HER ARSE
A-Dolla says:
lollies solange just queefed in disgust
Rickytickytavy says:
why is this now set on Dinnerladies? Japanese cooking show?
A-Dolla says:
why are they watching jamie foxx hyperventilate? DADDY KNOWLES WILL NOT BE HAPPY WITH THAT CUSS WORD BEYONCE... DANCE SEQUENCE DANCE SEQUENCE
Rickytickytavy says:
if Beyoncé can't even say 'bitch' how can she say motherfucker?
A-Dolla says:
LOVE LOVE LOVE BEYONCÉ
Rickytickytavy says:
this dance bit is amazing

Exhausting.