Three fiery movie roles Madonna would have played to perfection...

1. Charley (Julianne Moore) in A Single Man - a camp, chain-smoking fag hag with a ridiculous transatlantic accent.

2. Elle Driver (Darryl Hannah) in Kill Bill vol. 1 & Kill Bill vol. 2 - a foul-mouthed veteran with a penchant for dress-up.

3. Madison Lee (Demi Moore) in Charlies Angels: Full Throttle - a cartoonish, scene-stealing maverick, still outsmarting her predecessors.