Mixed Messages

To be honest with you, P!nk's work for the gay community endears her to us to such an extreme degree, that she could do anything and we'd sing her praises, unconditionally. What use is that for a music blog that essentially founds its writings in the realm of criticism, we hear you ask? Well, here we're going to be loving, but not blindly so, and objective etc. so that you can gain our unbiased opinion re: the calvacade of (JUST GET ON WITH IT - ED).

Anyway: we're not sure how we feel about the balaclava chic, in P!nk's new video (watch here - EMBEDDING DISABLED BY CUNTQUEST), and perhaps the whole thing veers a little too sharply into patronising PETA territory, at times, but what's essential is that P!nk's heart is in the right place! Long live gays! Long live education! Long live white people with dreadlocks (is that even an oppressed minority?!)! Long live bulls and cows, free and unfettered from human intervention! Long live lanterns! Long live skater boiz! Down with money! Down with the man! Down with Uncle Sam! Down with hypocritical lustful members of the clergy, unless they're secretly lesbian nuns, in which case LONG LIVE! etc. etc. repeat ad infinitum and ad nauseam.

What's important is that P!nk has made a fun pop song and released a fun pop video, too, if you don't mind being mildly condescended.