We won't beat around the bush...

What we liked:

• The relatively pithy length (it's not 9 minutes long)
• The Medieval-fantasy-meets-90s-Buffy-vibe
• The rich, Gothic styling and costumes
  
• The cinematography - beautiful
• The cape
  

What we didn't like:

• The unnecessarily long intro
• The tidal wave interlude - pretty but unnecessary/meaningless, like it was shipped in from a totally different music video
• The song (snore)
• The seriousfaces. You can be serious and self-aware at the same time
• The doggy wang gun
• The bandana