Getting close...

We're seeing Björk in less than 2 weeks and we are so excited, every time we think about it, our face gets hot and we have a lie down. That's a lie, actually. It hasn't quite sunk in, so we keep being blasé about it because if our true feelings became known/were made manifest, we'd suffer a nervy b and die.

Above you can see what happens when Björk senselessly tears apart a priceless, beautiful celeste and hooks it up to an iPad. Rich, hipster bitch. How DARE she etc. Always thinking ahead. Putting innovation above convention.

Btw we still resent having to buy an iPad to experience the album properly. We can't afford that shit.